How I feel towards everyone on the planet.
Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of Supernatural and maybe rearrange my room
Every time Nick or Gatsby mention the “green light”, take a drink.
Every time Gatsby says “Old Sport”, take a drink.
Every time Daisy starts crying, take a drink.
Every time Nick cockblocks Daisy and Gatsby, take two drinks.
Every time someone calls Gatsby an “Oxford man”, take two drinks.
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